May 2013
DO YOU EVER LOOK AT YOUR FOLLOWERS AND REALIZE OUT OF THE MILLIONS OF BLOGS THAT ARE ON HERE THEY DECIDED TO FOLLOW YOU LIKE HOW DID YOU FIND ME THANK YOU YOU ARE ALL GREAT I’D LIKE TO THANK THE ACADEMY
dampsandwich:
i knocked down all the lava lamps at lava lamp emporium and they were so chill about it they put up a picture of me at the front of the store
Sorry but I'm too lazy to become famous
send me a number
1: i'd fuck u hard over a table
scientist: on average teenagers go on the internet 16 hours a week
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what
